If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress
I'm sticking m-m-my head right in the oven that hold me
You look fantastic, hey hey hey
The fact, it is: You'd be here expecting more
At the age that you are
Having the body that you have
Having the face shape that you have
Tell me, tell me, tell me, what you, what you...?
Now, here you are, a hot doll
Look at this hair, look at this dress
Honestly, I feel like I'm celebrating Barbie
(Fine) You dance horrible
Doll, ha ha ha!
I love your wives, They're so uh, fuzzy fuzzy cute cute!
Barbie's changed, Barbie's new and different!
I don't like tea, I like gin
Even if they don't like me, they all know me
Be who you wanna be, girl
Tanner wants a treat!
So cute! Oh excuse us!
You potty trained Tanner, Barbie!