Give Me The Money artwork
Marina and the Diamonds
Give Me the Money!
Leaked May 2012
Give Me the Money! track listing
"Supermodel's Legs" is track number 4.
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"Supermodel's Legs" (alternatively known as "Not That Ugly") is an unreleased song by Marina and the Diamonds, leaked with a group of demos known as Give Me the Money!


This morning it occurred to me
I might not look quite
Like a natural blonde
And I can't help but feel conned
The picture on the package
Showed a model with no baggage
Promising wild sex and marriage
With a big color chart wand

This morning it occurred to me
I never will quite have
A supermodel's legs (Never in a million years)
Unless I cut each one in half
And become half an octopus
Or to become synonymous
With 'cocaine', 'glamour'
'Riches', 'beauty' and 'crack'

I took a trip to the National Gallery for
There was something more refreshing in what Ruben saw

My supermodel's legs think they were
Plucked from a Ruben-esque world (Ah ah, ah ah)
My supermodel's legs look pretty
Crap on a five foot four girl (Ah ah, ah ah ah)

Oh women, men and in-betweens
Why don't you just stop dieting?
Go bake, eat cake, go cheer, drink beer
Worrying is b-boring

If people said eat loads of cake
You wouldn't want much anyway
And then you wouldn't stuff your face
And look like King Henry VIII

Present, we're told off every day
For living our lives the wrong damn way
"Suck my left one!" is what I say
If I want six coffees a day!

Oh women, men and in-betweens
Why do you just start dieting?
Go bake, eat cake, go cheer, drink beer
Worrying is boring me

Oh I get more turned on by pink cupcakes than heroin
Not rock and roll, I'm much more Mary Poppins

Oh supermodel's legs, they never held up
Much weight in my world (Ooh-ah ooh-ah, ooh-ah ooh-ah)
Oh supermodel's legs, 'cause women should be women
Girls should be allowed to be girls (Ah ah, ah ah)

Too right!

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